Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Impossible Possibilities: 2009 Calendar (Free!)

Lalande Digital Art Press Paris is looking forward to another interesting year, and so we thought we'd offer you a digital gift : Impossible Possibilities, a free, downloadable A5-sized calendar you can print out at home – wherever that may be in the world.

The calendar comes with a cover and back page, and 12 months (in French) illustrated with the surreal art work from Matthew Rose.  Simply download the file (it's only 6 mb), print out on your home printer, cut the pages using the crop mark guides, staple up on top and tack to the wall. Interested? Hey, it's free.


Lalande Digital Art Press will print these calendars to order.  Each calendar is produced on 300 gram true card, in full color, shrink wrapped and signed by the artist.  For one: 12 euros.  For 10, 10 euros each. For orders of 50 or more contact us for prices.  We are happy to work with retail stores and businesses anywhere on the planet.  We can produce custom designed calendars, or customize Impossible Possibilities for your company and print your company logo. Or if you'd like to make a dozen or so using your own photographs or art work, we can help you with that, as well.

If you are interested in producing your own calendars, or you're a designer working on calendar projects for your client, we are very happy to work with you to produce the best looking calendar possible.  We can print up to A3-plus sizes, or as small as post card sizes.  Use your imagination and we'll help you put your ideas into print. Contact us for quantities and prices.  In the meantime, many thanks to our existing and future clients...and enjoy Impossible Possibilities 2009 – sure to make for a very Happy New Year.

Woolworths in London : Closing

Photo: Andrew Parsons/Reuters. Woolworths announced last week that it was shutting down its 807 stores in Britain for good, with the last one to close on Jan. 5.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bernard Matussière : Nudes At Wm Turner Gallery

Bernard Matussière's nudes, flowers and cotton workers at Wm Turner Gallery in Atlanta. These black and white photographs from the Paris-based photographer are knock out gorgeous. Matussière, famous for his Aubade lingerie series in Paris, makes his mark in the the capital of the South with this compelling exhibition.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Patch - E-mail Scam

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